Sleeping Arrangements

I often hear from my wonderful friends (with children) about their quality of sleep or lack there of. I feel for them, but then I start thinking about my own sleep. For a year I have been working the graveyard shift which forces me to sleep during the day. This, however, wasn't so bad.....it was who was sleeping with me. Whenever I fall asleep the animals are attracted me like a magnet. The physician claims it is because of my fascinating ability to produce heat, I think it's because I'm fun to sleep with....hehe. Now my work schedule is somewhat normal, so I get to actually sleep with my husband for the majority of the night. When I get home my husband is fast asleep and the dog has already claimed half of my side. The cats don't show up until later. But once they pick their spot, they don't move. I have put together a lovely diagram to show you the amount of room I get in my own bed.




I know what you're thinking....just kick the animals out right? If anyone has successful tips for kicking their cats out of the bed PLEASE let me know. And for the dog? The physician's says "but she gets cold". How can you argue with that?